Wine Shtatus Coaster — Double-Sided Funny Bamboo Coaster

Because wine o'clock deserves its own status update.

This double-sided bamboo coaster lets you broadcast your wine situation to the room. Flip it to match your evening:

• Side 1 — Dangerously Low: Wine Status: Dangerously Low. Social Tolerance Depleted. Refill before attempting conversation.
• Side 2 — Shomewhere Around Fine: Wine Shtatus: Shomewhere Around Fine. Functonality Reshtored. You're my besht friend. No, sheriously. I fuckin' love you guys.

The perfect gift for wine lovers, friends, or anyone who takes their Friday night seriously. Great for birthdays, girls' nights, or Secret Santa.

• 110mm x 110mm square
• 8mm thick
• Natural bamboo
• Laser engraved directly into the bamboo
• No printed design to peel off
• Suitable for hot and cold drinks